A Holy Wood actress in Moving Pictures. Bel-Shamharoth Betty 'Shufti" Manickle Big Yan Bilious Bill Rincewind Bjorn Hammerhock Black Zenell Blind Hugh Blind Io Bloody Stupid Johnson Boddony Ransak Boggett Bouffant Bowell Bravd Brick Broadman Brutha Buckleby Buggy Swires Bundo Prong C Canting Crew Captain "Mayonnaise" Quirke Captain John Keel (The Watch) Captain Swing Captain Tilden Omnia is an autocratic theocracy that believes in one God named Om. Lewton appears in the third Discworld computer game, Discworld Noir. William also appears in Monstrous Regiment, as a war correspondent in Borogravia along with Otto von Chriek, and is mentioned in Thud!, Making Money, Unseen Academicals, and Snuff. Walter might resemble Frank Spencer known from the BBC television comedy Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em. He is the muscle of the New Firm and, though an instinctive killer, recognises Mr Pin's cognitive skills and leaves the thinking to him. The sign outside his yard reads "King of the Golden River, Recycling Nature's Bounty." Seldom Bucket was a big man in cheese production in Ankh-Morpork, but who, just prior to the events in Maskerade, purchases the Ankh-Morpork Opera House. Appears in the book Unseen Academicals. They turned out to be very wrong. Following his successful delivery of Young Sam, Samuel Vimes gave him a large area of land in the Goosegate area of the city. He had trained in Klatch, where he had learnt techniques other Morporkian surgeons distrusted, but which kept patients alive for longer than it took to pay the bill. An archetypal fantasy barbarian woman (as well as an affectionate parody of the late Anne McCaffery's Dragonriders of Pern series), she has red chestnut hair, is curvaceous and wears almost nothing except for a chainmail harness. Mr Tulip's past is hinted at being dark and fearful, a place that even Mr Tulip is afraid to remember. This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality metal cast miniature. Tacticus therefore declared war on Ankh-Morpork, which (it is implied) was the reason why Ankh-Morpork lost its large empire. The antagonist of Small Gods, Vorbis was the Head of the Omnian Quisition, holding the positions of Exquisitor and Subdeacon, the latter being the highest rank that could be held by an Exquisitor to prevent the institution from becoming "too big for its boots." Queen Ptraci I of Djelibeybi. Swing is mainly remembered for his attempt to control crime by ordering all weapons confiscated, reasoning that this would result in a decline in crime figures, failing to acknowledge that criminals do not obey the law in the first place and would actually greatly enjoy the lack of weapons in society. "The Bursar" is one of these; I'm not sure if he's ever given a name. Classic Edd Matt Bendee Ku Klux Klan Dr. Decapi Ringo Tom Tord Santa Claus Kim and Katya Paul Zombehs Ash Williams . Was voiced by Alice Hart in the BBC Radio Four adaptation of Mort. When his aunts block up his bedroom door to stop him from leaving, he muses that he has only been left with a false panelled hidden door, a passage behind a tapestry and a trap door in his floor. and bully, who goes so far as to leave the city and live in the countryside to avoid contact with these "lesser races". Although seemingly destined for the game of football, he refuses to play, on account of his Mum, who saw his father, the only player to score four goals in a career, die during a game. Mort starts off at the bottom, learning to accept his position while mucking out the stables, and trying to ignore Ysabell, Death's adopted daughter. Category:Discworld humanoid species. Eric inherited most of his demonology books and paraphernalia (as well as a talking parrot) from his grandfather; his parents, apparently convinced that their son was destined to become a gifted demonologist, allowed him free rein over his grandfather's workshop. A significant character in Monstrous Regiment, he is Polly Perks' platoon commander. At the end of the novel Interesting Times he was promoted to the rank of Grand Vizier of the Empire, under Emperor Cohen. There are signs that his feelings for Tiffany extend somewhat beyond gratitude. Liessa's kingdom is not likely to have survived, for by the later books, the barbarian way of life has all but vanished from the Discworld. In Carpe Jugulum they have a daughter; Princess Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre. He was sadistic, and extremely fond of torture, much like his predecessor. Daughter of King Olerve the Bastard of the Sto Plains kingdom of Sto Lat, and the last person between the Duke of Sto Helit and the throne, she was saved from assassination by Mort, who found himself unable to allow her would-be assassin to kill her. Castle falconer at Lancre, Hodgesaargh is not his actual name, but some misunderstanding has been caused due to his birds' habit of attacking him when people speak to him (i.e. It is possible that he is the ancestor of Rincewind as his name means "rinser of winds". The latest Tweets from Lego Ankh-Morpork (@LegoAnkhMorpork). The few times he's actually acquired real narcotics, they have been suitable only for trolls. Discworld MUD is a multiplayer, text-based, online game (a MUD, or text MMORPG) based on the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett. Formerly a street performing animal, he was named after the 'famous' Gaspode, a dog who faithfully stayed by his master's grave and whined (as, according to Gaspode, he had his tail trapped). 1 The Discworld. Secretary to Patrician Vetinari of Ankh-Morpork, following the death of Lupine Wonse. This list consists of human characters. Hrun grabs her wrist and almost breaks it. Its reliability is questionable; according to it, Vimes has the eye of a mass murderer (Vimes says he indeed does in his other suit) while Carcer's only problem was his environment (most likely all the dead bodies wherever he went). This is best described as 'the feeling you've been kicked in the head this way before'. THE NIGHT IS ALWAYS OLD. Ron's smell has become strong enough to not only melt earwax but to acquire a separate existence. How many Dibblers? Verence II is a very well-meaning king, who takes running a kingdom very seriously (he takes most things seriously, having learnt at a very early age that being a Fool was no laughing matter), but things seldom turn out the way he might want. Additionally, in Discworld Noir, CMOT Dibbler is mentioned in the game on an Octarine Parrot bill and is said to be the one who gave Lewton his imp-powered coffee machine. In Men at Arms, Gaspode has regained his sapience and ability to speak after spending too much time sleeping near the High Energy Magic Building at Unseen University. It is assumed that this means he is the son of the elder Fool's wife and Verence I, and he is duly crowned Verence II. The Colour of Magic. They can, however, toy with this rule; Samuel Vimes passed one of their many cultural "tests" by refusing to eat the sheep-eye soup traditionally offered foreigners to see if they'd go for it. Diggers. Christine is friendly and kind, but not particularly bright, and she can be unintentionally slighting. Due to his lack of experience with human patients, much of his advice was flawed ("walk him round a bit on loose reinand no oats"). Altogether Andrews is a mass of multiple personalities (none of them named Andrews) in one mind, many of which are of considerably higher social status than him; these include Jossi, Lady Hermione, Little Sidney, Mr Viddle, Curly, the Judge, and Tinker; the eighth personality is simply known as Burke, who was only seen once by the canting crew (though not in any narrative), and they had no desire to ever see him again. He is at his best selling intangibles; physical merchandise tends to hamper his patter somewhat. He is usually seen either carrying a tray or pushing a barrow (in [financially] better times). He has been in employment at the bank since he was thirteen, when he came to the city with a group of travelling accountants. This was intended to be a sort of retirement plan, but Cohen and his chums became bored and then abandoned the Empire in The Last Hero, in which Cohen decides to express his displeasure with the modern world by "returning fire to the gods, with interest". During the last years of his reign, he was extremely paranoid, albeit with good reason. Publisher in Ankh-Morpork. Appears in Pyramids; by the end of the novel she is enthusiastically embracing many of the stranger regimens, such as bathing in ass's milk, favoured by Cleopatra. The wintersmith approaches him to take some sulfur, so that he would become a man. When Tiffany went to Lancre to study witchcraft in A Hat Full of Sky, Roland gave her a silver necklace in the image of the giant white horse that is carved into the Chalk; Tiffany uses the necklace as a symbol to draw on the power of her homeland in times of crisis. Harry ends up betraying the Horde (as a villain, it is his job), though when the horde confronts him about his betrayal they praise him for still being a reliable Dark Lord even at the end. Her entire life has been controlled by her fairy godmother, Lady Lilith de Tempscire, to ensure that she marries Lady Lilith's pawn, the Duc (pronounced "Duck") (actually a frog). People to whom Lu-Tze was a vaguely glimpsed figure behind a very slow broom would have been surprised at his turn of speed, especially in a man six thousand years old who ate nothing but brown rice and drank only green tea with a knob of rancid butter in it (p.317). Walter is an odd-job man at the Ankh-Morpork Opera House. The following 9 pages are in this category, out of 9 total. HO HO HO. Characters are listed alphabetically by name. Inspired by Red Sonja of Conan fame. This incident appears to act as a deterrent for Morporkians against meddling with the occult or supernatural or doing something that is patently stupid. According to Moist von Lipwig he is roughly the same age as Moist, who is 26 in Going Postal. Like her half-brother she is keen to get in some decent plumbing. His name is a reference to the real stable-owner Thomas Hobson, best known as the name behind the expression Hobson's choice. It is the opinion of many that Lu-Tze uses Rule One to bluff his way out of trouble, but, if necessary, he can prove it's no bluff. Promotion is also an unlikely prospect in the firm. His final thought in the novel is, 'This is ing good wood!". 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